Swansea Christmas parade branded a shambles

Swansea Christmas parade branded a \shambles\

Swansea Christmas parade dubbed the worst ever, only has three floats

4 days ago Swansea Christmas parade dubbed the 'worst ever', and only has three floats 51 Shares Wil Jones For some people, Christmas doesnt officially start until they see the Coca-Cola advert with the trucks For others, it is watching Elf. Or maybe, it is hearing Mariah Carrey on the radio.

But for me, the true beginning of the festive season only comes with the first news story about people being ripped-off by a crooked winter wonderland attraction.

It has become as much a Christmas tradition as the Queens Speech or the boxing day football fixtures. Every year, without fail, some chancer sets up lacklustre Lapland in a muddy field next to dual carriageway, and tries to scam unwitting parents for £15 a head (plus an extra fiver for parking).

Come later November and early December, you are guaranteed a news piece filled with disgruntled mums telling of how little Noah and Amelia were in tears at the shonky, unfinished Santas Grotto. How they were greeted on arrival by a rinky-dink ice rink, busted fairy lights, and donkeys with cardboard antlers taped to them posing as reindeer. How instead of elves workshops and snow-covered log cabins, they were faced by tarpaulin and surly teenage staff.

There is something wonderfully British about it all. From the Del Boy-ish, can-do spirit of the wheeler dealers trying to make a fast buck, to the sense of inevitability of the faces of the parents. We Brits dont want to be happy at Christmas. We want to have something to moan about. We want the turkey to be overdone, we want to have a row with the in-laws, and we want to freeze our arses off in a soggy gravel parking lot outside Kent with some shopping trolleys draped in tinsel posing as Santas sleigh. If it snowed on the 25th and everyone came together, we wouldnt know what to do.

Well, guys, Ive got some good news. It might only be the middle of November, but we can officially crack open the mulled wine and mince pies: the Swansea Christmas parade has been dubbed the worst ever.

Ok, its a parade, not a winter wonderland, but apart from that it is a textbook example of the form. Sunday afternoons parade – which only consisted of three floats – was branded a crushing disappointment by attendees.

It was absolutely disgusting, one Swansea mum told Wales Online. There were only three lorries, one with Santa on, one with panels and another with ice – they had nothing to do with Christmas.

Best part of the Christmas parade @SwanseaCouncil #swansea #parade #embarrasment pic.twitter.com/GBhkpErXpK

There were more trollies for the overpriced flashing toys than there were floats in the parade, said another attendee. Awful parade, worst I have ever been to!

@SwanseaCouncil should be ashamed of yourselves. That was the worst Christmas parade Ive ever seen. A truck of glass panes and a truck of light up boxes. Pathetic. #christmasparade #swansea

“Shambles, stood in the freezing cold for three floats to pass by, added a third. Wont be going again.

Well.. the Swansea Christmas parade was a waste of time. Young dancers were good, the rest was very poor. Three floats and two of them had paintings and some random cubes on them!

Obviously, it sucks that these families had a rubbish Sunday in Swansea, and the kids were disappointed. But I am also a bad person, this means I can now officially start thinking about Christmas.

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Swanseas annual festivities saw scores of people gather in the city centre on Sunday afternoon before the main event got underway at 5pm.

However following the underwhelming spectacle many have since taken to social media to complain about the disappointing number of floats included in the parade.

An annual Christmas parade in Swansea has been branded by some as the worst ever after leaving parents and children disappointed by its underwhelming spectacle on Sunday

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